It’s been a while since I posted a joke, so here’s one from my work email: A boy asked his mother the following question: ‘Mum, why are wedding dresses white?’ The mother looks at her..
A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?” The young man answered “Eye, hods, I was a canny salesman..
Paddy and Mick, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Mick and said, “Mick, me ol’ mate, how we gonna tell who owns which..
Really appreciated this valentines card joke… nicked it for my own blog hope you don’t mind.
Great blog, nice and varied stuff on it. Will check back.
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No problem. I can provide a .pdf of the above for even more tight-arsedness if you like 😉