The Deaf Book-keeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has took him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, because it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he’d ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the $10 million is hidden.

The book-keeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The when the Godfather pulls out a 38 pistol, puts it to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies, “He says your just bluffing, go ahead and pull that trigger.”

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