355/365 Grumpy Elf

355/365 Grumpy Elf by rutty is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA I took a similar photo last year. I always pretend to be a miserable shit at this time of year, and I particularly enjoy gurning into mirrors while wearing stupid jumpers. Hence this photo. Merry Christmas?

342/365 Toilet

342/365 Toilet by rutty is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA There’s no better place for a selfie than in the work bog. Complete the selfie with weather-appropriate woolly garments, wonky headphones and a gormless expression. I think these are my favourite kinds of photos

284/365 That face

284/365 That face by rutty is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA I am truly sorry that I repeatedly insist on taking photos of my face, close-up ones. I do appreciate that this is not optimal, but I don’t have another face. Just be thankful I’m not taking photos of my arse.

229/365 Cropped

229/365 Cropped by rutty is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA I have been for my bi-month scalping. Good value, if perhaps lacking in innovative hair design technique. This is how I like it, though.

160/365 Scalped

“160/365 Scalped” by rutty is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA My wife likes me well-trimmed, so this is what I do on a semi-regular visit to the barbers. To be fair, my hair looks rubbish longer, and you can’t see so many of the grey hairs poking out when it’s this short.