Santa says Rudolph is dead
Poor old Rudolph. It would appear that Santa’s favourite reindeer has pegged it courtesy of the Danish Air Force. Apparently, according to the BBC, some low-flying jets caused him to have heart failure.
Thankfully, Santa has agreed some compensation from the Danes. It does raise questions on Santa’s ability to deliver all his presents on time this Christmas though. Let’s face it – if it’s foggy come December 25th this year then you kids are fucked.
You know, they can’t make this stuff up….