Penis plant

The internet is full of pictures of rude-looking plants and vegetables, so it only seems fitting that I should join in with the “fun”! Behold – the penis-shaped cactus! This is my sister’s plant –..

See my shiny car!

After piquing your interest with my previous post, here’s a picture of my nice, shiny car after I’d spent ages cleaning and polishing it. As you can see, it’s nice and red. Stalkers may note..

My car is shiny

I’ve just spent two hours cleaning and polishing my car. Now it’s nice and shiny, and my fingers don’t work properly I need to get one of those stone-chip repair kits. Our local council has..

Angel season 4 – coda

Well, Angel finished season 4 last night. The best thing about this series, and anything created by Joss Whedon for that matter, is that anything can happen, and the less likely it is to happen,..

Tardis Tennis

Anyone for tennis? The BBC have very kindly treated us to a funny little flash tennis game on there Sports pages. You can play as Queen Victoria, John Lennon or Shakespeare over a two game..

My desktop – work

OK, in order to test images on this site, here’s my work desktop: Hmmmm….beer! It’s a photo taken by Dotdragnet admin bod Tempra, who was having a crafty pint of Stella in his garden while..

The Matrix Reloaded

Guess where I was last night then? Oh alright, I’ll tell you. I was sat in the UCI cinema in Derby with my misses watching the new Matrix film, along with a packed audience and..