It’s a girl!

This morning at about 07:30 UK time, my sister gave birth to my new niece, Jessica Anne. She was 7lb 3oz and so lazy that she was 10 days overdue. If her sister Hannah is..

Faith!

I’ve just spent Sunday evening down at the church, and I really enjoyed myself. My band Carlton Brass were playing at Carlton Pentecostal Church, which is an establishment that has had some visits from our..

Arsenal

Well, The Arse are Premiership champions for 2003/2004, and deservedly so. They’ve been utterly amazing through most of this season, and as a Leeds fan (even though I’m supposed to hate their guts) they bloody..

Happy St George’s Day!

Today is England’s special day – the day that we celebrate out patron Saint, the distinctly non-English St George. No doubt the general populace will display the usual apathy at our own Patron Saint, while..

Fear Factory

They were once thought to be dead and buried, a once great band that spearheaded the more modern noises made by Metal acts. The big guy on guitar left and everyone thought that that was..

Most Haunted Series Four – #5

Well, last night’s episode was somewhat disappointing. The team disappeared off to some caves in West Wycombe, a set of man-made tunnels as used by the Hellfire Club for all sorts of debauchery. Derek was..

Linux, alive and well

Well, having found the faults causing me some concern with Mandrake 10.0, I’m now fully operational, well apart from the webcam not being supported. Mandrake caused two issues with the upgrade/install. It chose the wrong..

Stupid Sound Card!

Bah! I installed Mandrake 10.0 last night. I decided that I’d be better off going for a clean install, seeing as I didn’t have anything I really needed to keep on the previous 9.2 version,..

Farting with Confidence

I’m feeling much, much better today. After yesterdays potential brown trousers incident, I’m pleased to announce that the Pepto-Bismol succeeded in bunging me up and relieving my nausea. I’m actually rather hungry right now, which..

Mandrake 10.0

While I was out buying disgusting liquids to stop the world falling out of my bottom, I visited WHSmiths in order to see if they had the latest edition of Linux Format Magazine. Luckily for..