Back from the pub

Well, just been to the “Hop Pole” pub in Beeston and very good is was too. All four of us leary blokes from this house went out together for the first time and had some..

A knob at work

Thanks to Dave for this one: I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I..


p>I wrote a Haiku about my site. Here it is: Rutty’s home-made blog has a funky style changer but is still rubbish Pretty snappy eh? All part of a competition for best haiku at my..

Vive La France!

I just got back from an absolutely outstanding visit to France with my band Carlton Brass. We were theoretically on tour in the town of Longué-Jumelle which is twinned with nearby Calverton. We did have..

I’m only happy when it rains

I spent most of today dodging downpours, as my band Carlton Brass took part in an entertainments contest at the Dukeries Garden Centre near to Worksop. It’s a lovely place, but the organisers didn’t order..

Rush – Power Windows

I’ve been sorting out some of my old CDs and have come across this old gem of an album. Released in 1985, this was my first, and most beloved, Rush album. 2112 is possibly a..

Maria Sharapova

So, the gorgeous Russian in the little white dress has won Wimbledon. It’s a shame that I was busy this afternoon as I would have liked to have watched that match and not just for..

Come on Tim!

I just can’t help myself. I’m going to be screeching at my TV later on today when “Tiger” Tim Henman takes to the centre court at Wimbledon today, hoping that Tim can make it through..

Too early!

I bet you’re all still in bed right? Bastards.

Suck my coal

Predictive text on mobile phones is ace – don’t you think?