Crikey, there have been no entries here for two months. Two months! Who’d have ever thought that I’d be so lazy to leave it this long without posting even a single shite joke in all that time?

Well, do not despair. I promise to post a more often in the future. I’ve had a busy time of it in recent months and the blog has taken a back seat to my other activities, but I miss blogging here. There will be more crap jokes very soon.

In the meantime, BUY MY HOUSE. Pretty please?