I’m going to be killed for this
It’s been a while since I posted a joke, so here’s one from my work email:
A boy asked his mother the following question:
‘Mum, why are wedding dresses white?’
The mother looks at her son and replies: ‘Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.’
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
‘Dad why are wedding dresses white?’
The father looks at his son in surprise and says: ‘Son, all household appliances come in white.’