A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?” The young man answered “Eye, hods, I was a canny salesman..
Paddy and Mick, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Mick and said, “Mick, me ol’ mate, how we gonna tell who owns which..
