I have a growth

Recently people have been noticing that I have a little growth. Thankfully this was not due to either a cancerous tumour or to the fact that I’ve been watching some women’s gymnastics at the olympics.

I’ve been trying to grow myself one of those funky little beards, the sort that just grows under the bottom lip and nowhere else.I think they’re called Soul Beards or something.

Either way, it looks pretty crap even after growing it for nearly two weeks now, and I’m finding it rather annoying. I can’t help but play with it with my teeth, so it’s coming off in the morning.

Beards are just shit.

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