This is where I make an apology to all those that have suffered today as a consequence of my dubious eating habits.

For my tea tonight I ate a whole pack of Sainsbury’s Garlic and Herb pasta jobbies (I’m pretty sure this is the correct package label) that I consumed with a lovely red pesto sauce. This had an unfortunate effect on the air directly surrounding me. Within an hour or so I ponged more than a French onion market on a humid day in August – the stench was rather unpleasant for those sat next to me at rehearsal at band tonight, so to those that became aware of my garlicky repaste (especially when I quietly belched) I am sorry.

I’m not very sorry really, it tasted lovely.

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