Well, where are my bloody cards eh? 😉
So, I’m 35 today. This isn’t actually that ancient, but I’m considering the evidence:
Grey hair – some but, check!
Hair growing out of nose/ears – trimmed but check!
Creaking joints when kneeling down – check!
People 20 years younger than you are “grown up” – check!
Loud music from young men in cars is annoying – check!
Eye all teens with suspicion – check!
Number of erections per day decreased – check!
Appear to be getting more boring – check!
Losing interest in porn – check!
Yup, getting old for sure. Time for a mid-life crisis I think. Time to buy a two-seater sports car and get blond highlights in my hair.