General Chunterings

Farting with Confidence

I’m feeling much, much better today. After yesterdays potential brown trousers incident, I’m pleased to announce that the Pepto-Bismol succeeded in bunging me up and relieving my nausea. I’m actually rather hungry right now, which is a good sign. I’m always a little distressed when I go off my food, because I enjoy eating – a lot.

I can now quite happily fart away without any danger of leaving a small mars bar in my underpants. A man should always be able to guff with confidence, so thank you Pepto-Bismol.

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