Blonde joke

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning…

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Sweary child

Thanks to Ory for this one… A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard…

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Fannie Green

Thanks to Ray for this one: A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I’ve had sex…

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Fart Rugby

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.” His wife rolls over and says,…

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At the club

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.…

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A knob at work

Thanks to Dave for this one: I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge…

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Mute Tourettes Appeal

Thanks to Shelley for emailing me this one…. Mute Tourettes Syndrome has long been in the shadow of its more famous sister-disease, ‘Tourettes Syndrome’, and although much rarer, is even…

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