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Government say “Get pissed”

Hurrah! At last, the government have finally admitted that it’s OK to “get drunk once in a while”. In a speech to some kids in Scotland, Jack McConnell (no, I’ve never heard of him either) reassured everyone that it was OK to get a little merry every so often, but

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1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA

Beware next Monday. The 24th of January has been earmarked as being the most depressing day of the year by an expert on these things on the BBC site. The formula for the day of misery reads 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA. Where W is weather, D is debt – minus the

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Mum, you were wrong.

I remember as a kid. Always made to make you bed when you get up so that it didn’t look so untidy. Well, mum, thanks for exposing me to an unnecessary quantity of dust mite faeces! The BBC have an article today showing that leaving your bed unmade is good

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No XXX for Christmas in Australia

I’ve just found a story on the News.com.au site that some Aussies in “Tassy” had to do without their XXX at Christmas last year. That must have brought a small tear to their eye. Unfortunately a local brewer ran out of surplies for two of it’s most popular lines right

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Bit of a balls up

*OUCH* A jilted woman admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her former boyfriend, Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his

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I had sex with 4600 women!

…says Gene Simmons, bassist and freaky tongue owner with rock band kiss. That’s a lot of women, shame that one of his ex-girlfriends is suing him for defamation after he showed a photo of her as an example of the women he’d shagged over the years. She alleges that she

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Austin Aitken, you’re an arse.

Check out this chancer who’s attempting to sue the makers of TV “reality” show Fear Factor because he was so appalled by their program that he got dizzy and banged his head. Apparently, he was “disgusted by watching contestants eat dead rats” and this caused “his blood pressure to rise

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