General Chunterings

General Chunterings

Farting with Confidence

I’m feeling much, much better today. After yesterdays potential brown trousers incident, I’m pleased to announce that the Pepto-Bismol succeeded in bunging me up and relieving my nausea. I’m actually rather hungry right now, which is a good sign. I’m always a little distressed when I go off my food,

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Dopey Bugger

I’ve been suffering lately from Dozey Shit Syndrome. Yesterday, after making some sandwiches for my lunch, I put the plate on the couch while I turned the TV on. I had a newspaper on the coffee table and I was kind of reading something from that while I cleverly positioned

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Penis plant

The internet is full of pictures of rude-looking plants and vegetables, so it only seems fitting that I should join in with the “fun”! Behold – the penis-shaped cactus! This is my sister’s plant – purchased some time ago without the little testicles. It has now decided to grow some

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My car is shiny

I’ve just spent two hours cleaning and polishing my car. Now it’s nice and shiny, and my fingers don’t work properly I need to get one of those stone-chip repair kits. Our local council has decided that a 1mm coating of small stones is sufficient covering for one of the

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