General Chunterings

Buy your own bloody sweets!

This is a notice to Trick and Treaters this Halloween:

You might like going round all the houses in your area for at least two weeks before Halloween. You may have spent a few pounds on a half-decent outfit, although most likely you’ve just bought a cheap mask from the card shop and wearing it with your normal clothes. You may even be in the “Halloween Spirit” and think it’s cute to try and scare your neighbours into giving you sweets.

I, however, don’t. You know where the Pick-N-Mix Aisle is in Sainsbury’s or wherever – go there and buy your own fucking sweets and don’t be bothering me.

Thank you 😉

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