My daughter had a whole pound to spend, so decided to spend it in that most obvious place to spend such and amount: Poundland.
Initially, she bought a whoopee cushion, but we only made is as far as the nearest bench before realising that it was utter rubbish. It was devoid of whoopee. So, back in the shop we went and Ruby chose a two-pack of ridiculous sunglasses, modelled here by my favourite two ladies.
Delightful, don’t you think?