This isn’t as rude as it appears…
I bought myself one of these macro/wide-angle lenses for my iPhone on eBay. This little (cheap) gismo sticks to your phone using a magnet and enables you to get really close into your subject. Like this.
I was trying to find something to test it out on when I saw the brush we use to clean Ruby’s bottles. It has a rubber end that cleans the teats. Hence this rather phallic thing.
Lo-mob provided the frame