Year: 2005

Let’s get pissed!

It’s that time of year once again where we say Goodbye to the old year and welcome in the new. We do this bye imbibing our own weight in alcoholic beverages and eating the sort..

Wank denied

I was playing Scrabble this evening (I know…) and I was about to claim 32 points for entering “Wank” on the board (double word AND a triple letter) but my combatant decided to look up..

Stuff in my ears

I’ve been digging crap out of my ears for years. I’m often found with a finger in there removing some flaky detritus from various crevices and I was starting to get a bit fed up..

Good film bad film

I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the pictures yesterday. Having seen, and enjoyed, previous three films I was really looking forward to seeing this. Sad I know for a bloke of..

Merry Bloody Christmas

Well, one more sleep until Christmas. Tonight someone will come and fill your stockings and while I’m hoping that it’s Santa Claus carrying that out, maybe it’s your husband/boyfriend/son trying on your clothes while you’re..

The Power of Suggestion

The television is a powerful medium. Well, more of a medium than Derek Acorah can claim to be anyway. People are often persuaded to do things by what they see on the box, as demonstrated..

Site headers

Well, the original script for changing the site header image wasn’t quite working out. Firefox seemed to always want to cache the first image and I’d need to force refresh the page to make the..

Rotating images

Thanks to a spot of googling I’ve managed to successfully install a script that should rotate the image at the top of the page with a series of images in a directory. At the moment..

What’s that Skippy?

I did my level best at the weekend to reduce the vermin prevelant in Australia. I went to the Walkabout in town and purloined one of their excellent Kangaroo burgers. It was a darker meat..

Beer

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya,..

Leaving your car unlocked

Some people are so bloody lucky. I’m a little remiss sometimes with locking my car on an evening. I’ve done it no end of times – I go to unlock it to drive somewhere and..

Woomba

Following on from the Tampon christmas decorations is this slightly amusing video also related to feminine hygiene – Woomba. It cleans your lady bits.