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Pictured here is a miracle of modern food science. No longer do people have to spend a fortune on visits to health farms for expensive sessions of colonic irrigation – simply add this wonderful spicey

Oh my poor arsePictured here is a miracle of modern food science. No longer do people have to spend a fortune on visits to health farms for expensive sessions of colonic irrigation – simply add this wonderful spicey sauce to your food and you’ll have your fudge pipe cleaned out in no time!

I’ve been adding this to my fish/pasta combinations recently just for a bit of taste and have found that Jamaican Hot Pepper Sauce seems to act as a form of digestive accelerant. Ooooh me chalfonts.

It’s an excellent product but must be used with caution. Only add a few drops into your dish otherwise you may end up with scorch marks on the Armitage Shanks. Recommended for those that like their chillis really hot.

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