Day: April 19, 2004

Mandrake 10.0

While I was out buying disgusting liquids to stop the world falling out of my bottom, I visited WHSmiths in order to see if they had the latest edition of Linux Format Magazine. Luckily for..

Rectal Prolapse Imminent

Perhaps this is too much information, but my colon is doing it’s best to exit my body today. I’m not sure what’s caused it (Black pudding, beer, picking my nose) but I’ve got a terrible..

Black Pudding

I’ve had some black pudding over the weekend – it’s a bit of an acquired taste, but it was lovely in with my bacon and tomato sandwich. Who’d have thought that congealed pigs’ blood could..