I am, on the surface, a very sensible, level-headed gentleman that prefers simple things. I prefer to avoid extreme emotional variations. You won’t find me base-jumping or extreme ironing, but I do like a bit of science and brass band music.
I am quite square.
Underneath, there is a part of me that is utterly warped. I listen to all kinds of weird and wonderful extreme metal bands, enjoy horror films and am quite happy watching a nice bit of murderous activity in my telly choices on Netflix.
Perhaps we are all a bit like this, I don’t know. I keep that part of me more private, but not hidden. I like having variable interests, and while I prefer not to put myself into stressful situations I accept that sometimes it is better to do so.
I am square, but also a bit weird. This is why I am taking selfies in hand-dryer reflections in a public toilet.