I was driving in to work this afternoon and I was overtaken by a guy in an Audi TT. I quite like the TT (this was the old shape) but this one had been ruined by the owner’s decision to add a personalised license plate.
There’s nothing wrong with that, per se, but this one was “T7 SCX”. He’d also added the obligatory “screw” into the number plate so that the C looked like an E. “TT SEX”. I see what he did there.
The first word that came into my mind when I saw that was: “cock”. I’m sure that his Lordship Jeremy Clarkson would agree.