Get Fat Quick

I love odd search engine queries and today I’ve had a visitor that has arrived from Yahoo after searching for “Get Fat Quick”. Which is nice.

I’m not such an expert at such things sadly. I’m not fat (yet) and even though I eat many pies I’m failing miserably at getting corpulent. It makes those of a more chubby nature quite jealous.

Still, if you want to get love handles quickly I would suggest eating lots of high-fat foods and watch a lot of TV rather than doing any exercise. Hope this helps.