Dolly Parton to die?

I’ve just been checking my stats and I’ve found a particularly disturbing search query that found it’s way to my site. The query was “Dolly Parton dies in August 2006“. Oh dear!

Perhaps this is someone that has had a premonition of her imminent demise, or maybe this is a statement of intent from some nefarious Dolly-stalker. You never know.

Either way, if she pegs it this month then you’ll know where to start the investigation – over at Webcrawler. Keep an eye out for that bloke in the bushes Dolly!