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Would of

OK people, the grammar nazi in me is about to come out.

I keep reading the same bastardisation of the English language and it’s really getting on my tits. It’s petty and I can’t help it.

Every time I read something like “..the bear would of..” rather than “…the bear would have…” I build a little more rage inside. I’m sure this is getting taught properly in schools, so some people are just not paying attention. So, if this mis-use of grammar continues to be perpetrated by the illiterati (I just made that word up!) then I must just have to (not just of to) break out a big hammer and start smashing some fingers.

Oh, and please learn to use apostrophes properly too, if that’s OK with you. Thanks.

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3 Comments

  1. Jewels May 17, 2006

    I MIGHT just have to….you are just as bad you Numpty!

  2. Paperghost May 18, 2006

    If I get asked by one more program to install using US English I’ll scream. Worst offenders are still the Myspace blogs where everything is written in txtspk. Oh my God….no.

  3. Pedersen May 18, 2006

    You might enjoy this Rutty: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/features/fullstops/

    (or just Grumpy Old Men)

    By the way – I’m wiv yous all have the way!

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