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Random crap by Dave Rutt

Pinch my nipples

A woman went to a Curry’s service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming: “PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,”Madam what’s wrong?”

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed: “PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!” and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Madam, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the woman says, “because I like getting my nipples pinched when I’m being screwed!”

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