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Random crap by Dave Rutt

Move over Tim Henman

Sod Tim Henman and that Andy Murray kid, I’m the biggest British prospect for Wimbledon glory this year.

That’s right, I’ve been playing tennis this afternoon and I was brilliant! OK, I was complete crap but we did win our doubles 6-0 6-4 and I got two aces. I shan’t mention how many double faults there were.

I’ve kind of started the “New Year New You” think off a month late. I had a healthy breakfast (I didn’t have any cheese on my bacon baguette) then I had some salad for lunch (rice salad of some description – it was lovely!) along with some fruit smoothie and a sugar-free peach drink. For my tea I have eaten three curry sandwiches, healthily provided by Mr JS Sainsbury.

The exercise felt good and I do like to eat well. I’m not about to break away from my morning lard but I will start eating more fruit. I have a bag of apples to eat at work and some grapes here, plus I’ve bought some lovely smoothies to make up the shortfall of fruit and veg.

Now that I’ve made 13 stone for the first time ever (gasp!) it’s about time I started to look after myself a lot better.

I’m still eating pizza occasionally though. And Chinese. Plus the odd Curry.

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4 Comments

  1. Jewels February 2, 2006

    For the first time in your life you weigh more than your little sis! Glorious!!and more manly for you of course…!

  2. Rutty February 2, 2006

    I ate all the pies!

  3. Lol February 3, 2006

    well at least you are still lighter than Alan, who incidentally says you spend all day asleep at your desk, which is maybe why you are 13st..

    😉

  4. Rutty February 3, 2006

    Nah, it’s the other Dave that sleeps at his desk. I’m too busy stuffing my face all day to be sleeping ;¬p

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