Shagging is good stress relief

It’s amazing what conclusions some scientists come up with. Some reseachers at the University of Paisley have found out that a good old shag can help with public speaking.

Obviously not at the same time, but those that have engaged in penetrative sex find that they are less stressed at public speaking than those that have either abstained or just had a swift one off the wrist.

New Scientist magazine reports that Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley, found having sex can help keep stress at bay.

However, only penetrative intercourse did the trick – other forms of sex had no impact on stress levels at all.

They had to get volunteers for this research. No doubt they separated them into different groups – Shaggers and Wankers. The research is a little unclear if you happen to fit happily into both groups.

The Liberal Democrats must have had an earlier exposure to this article as it seems that they’ve been doing a bit of research of their own.

Found via Boing Boing.