Wank denied

I was playing Scrabble this evening (I know…) and I was about to claim 32 points for entering “Wank” on the board (double word AND a triple letter) but my combatant decided to look up the word in the Collins dictionary. Obviously such vocabulary is only to be used by plebs such as I, as the sodding thing wasn’t included within the pages of that dictionary.

Bugger me, no wank for me. I had to do with “wink” instead, and that’s not as funny. Or as satisfying.