Stuff in my ears

I’ve been digging crap out of my ears for years. I’m often found with a finger in there removing some flaky detritus from various crevices and I was starting to get a bit fed up with it. How can one pair of ears make so much wax?

Well, it turns out that it’s all my fault. I’ve discovered that it’s caused by the fact that I shower every day. You wouldn’t think that a decent level of personal hygiene would be a problem but as I wash my hair so much all the suds from my Head and Shoulders accumulate in the hard-to-reach places in my lugs and dry out, thus causing my constant head-gardening.

So, today’s shower advice is to rinse out your ears once you’ve finished soaping yourself up.

You’re welcome.