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Random crap by Dave Rutt

I’m nice

“Most people think you’re as good as gold. We know better. Sure, you’re generally a by-the-book, law-abiding model citizen, but every once in a while you like to break a rule or three. Skinny dipping? Done it. Had a drink too many now and then? Guilty as charged. But chances are that’s pretty much the worst of it. We all have a few skeletons in our closet, but when it comes right down to it, you’re a nice person. You wouldn’t dream of making a serious play for your best friend’s squeeze, and you always pay your traffic fines — speeding and parking tickets. It’s a good balance. If everyone was like you, the world would be a happier place, so keep it up!”

What about you?

Thanks to Aine for the link. She’s naughtier than me…

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