Holding my farts in

I must have been inadvertantly holding in the gas last night while I was in bed. I can tell, because when I woke up this morning I had terrible pains in my colon area and I had trouble farting.

I’ve no idea why this would happen but I’m thinking that there was some issues with inwards pressure keeping it all in. I walked all the way to work with this pain and it was causing me considerable discomfort.

The only thing for it was to let it all out, so I visited the little boy’s room when I got to work. After a lengthy fart-fest I felt much better.

Hmmm, perhaps I should maybe be keeping this sort of stuff to myself….